Taking advantage of the lull in the proceedings, Cuthalion took the stage. He adjusted the mike to his over-average height and smiled, squinting into the spots.
"Greetings, gentle-beings! The person I was so graciously chosen to present an award to truly needs no introduction, but since I'm here...let me take the time to thank Anuion for giving us all that memorable sound-effect "KALBANG!" *snickers uncontrollably* And Mithadan, I have my eye on you...interesting PM's.
Back to the award. Here she is folks! First Lady of Calamity, Mistress of Mischief...and yeah, yeah of Sauron...rrrrrrrr! Here to recieve the Beanie Baby Award for the Nicest, Least Threatening Member...wait, did I read that right? Anyway, put your hands together for MAIKADILWEN!!"
The Maestro cued the orchestra and 'Devil With the Blue Dress On' by Mitch Ryder and the Detroit Wheels filled the room as the spot crews panned the audience for the award's recipient.
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