"Helkha,.....er, Anuion, you're in trouble. Not only did you steal fireworks, but also words from Bethberry's mouth.... Plus, there's all this mess you made in the Hall." She pointed upward at the prominent hole through which rain was coming in pelting sheets.
"If I had my way, I'd call over the Orc guards and have you dragged off to the Lockholes in the Shire to spend time thinking about your miserable misdeeds. But to tell the truth, I don't trust those security guards. Ending up as lunch in an Orc's stomach does seem like a harsh punishment."
"So this is what I've decided. I expect you to present yourself at the Green Dragon or the White Horse next week after the party, and spend some time washing dishes. Someone is going to have to fix this mess, and you'll need to earn the money to pay for that!"
And with those words, Cami left a laughing Anuion
"Sure thing Cami. Ill be there." Anuion exclaimed happily.
He did not care; he just set of a table skywards and learned that he could disapparate. On the dance floor Lyra was starting a karaoke. Always nice. Anuion waited for his turn and then stepped up.
Blasting a table up in the sky
Everybody was waving by
Balrog wings al over the place
Cami came with a steady pace
Now I have to go to Bree
Cami found out about me
"Your punishment" Cami states
You will clean up all the plates
That hole in the ceiling is mighty big
I can't believe your head is so thick
What has gotten into you?
Cause I don't really have a clue
Someone’s going to pay for that
Not just by holding up a hat
Expensive is this very hall
And you just don't go have a ball
Next I am going to die
They will set my butt up in the sky
I will leave this place by rocket power
But oh does Aman smell like a flower
Although the ending was weird and totally off-topic with the story (of course) people applauded and Anuion stepped of the stage so that the next artist could step up and perform her tricks for the audience.
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