Theory 1: When Gollum fell into Mt. Doom, Eru took his spirit and put it in my cat's body.
Theory: Elijah Wood is a descendent of Frodo Baggins. (I know, a little off the wall, but hey! he's only 5'6"!)
Theory 3: My band teacher is either related to Gandalf or Saruman (If he's Gandalf, a fellow flute player must be Pippin)
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"So why the safe distance, this curious look? Why tear out single pages when you can throw away the book? Why pluck one string when you can strum the guitar?
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