Diary of Merry
Dear Diary,
Well! We finally got away from the Orcs, and I have to say that with them it was not very fun. Allright, I'll stop sugarcoating. IT WAS HELL!!! I got a nasty cut over my eye and they poured some fiery burning stuff on it. Then those big men on their big horses came and killed them all. hah hah stupid pricks. Then Pippin showed me that he had cut his ropes a LONG time ago. And he didn't even tell me! Oh, must run.
Merry
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"There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us."
"Shoot it," said my attorney.
"Not yet...I want to study its habits."
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