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or she turns round and walks off with Glorfindel, or Boromir (take your pick), who were hiding in the bushes all along.
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Boromir?! No! We cannot torture him so! [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]
The idea of Gandalf blowing away the hobbit-kids makes my sides hurt.
Anyway, here's another weird one I had:
(On Caradhras, Boromir picks up the Ring.)
Aragorn: "Boromir! Give the Ring to Frodo."
(Boromir looks mad, swings the Ring over his head and chucks it at Frodo.)
Boromir: "As you wish. I care not!"
(Frodo starts to cry.)
Aragorn: "Okay, Boromir, that's it. You're in time-out!"