Lotr without the help of hooked on Phonics!
Frodo:gatta get the shiny thingy here to that big ole' place in the mountains, i's here it be full o' fire! ya's can't kum with meh sammie, it be to dangerful!
Sam:that there wizzy man tole me nots to leave ya's mer. fodo! i's want to, butt uncle ganddy-alf says he's gun turn me to a forg!!!
Frodo: then, i's is better be happyful you be with meh!
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