Ebonics:
Sam: Yo Gollum, I gonna bust a cap in yo'***
Frodo: Chill, yo. He be ma homie.
Sam: I'm not down wit him, yo
Redneck Speak:
Sam:Well I ain't gonna trust that there varmit.
Frodo: This here varmit gonna lead us down to Texas. Everythin' in Texas is big.
Sam: Well I still don't trust him, the filthy varmit. I shoulda brought my ol' pickup & my gun.
Cockney:
Sam: Well Mr. Frodo it's a right lovely day out, h'it is.
Frodo: Blimey, it is.
Sam: An' that bloody Gollum bet'er stay out of our way, in't that right, Mr. Frodo?
Valley Girl Speak:
Sam: OMG!!!! That Gollum is all, like, ugly!
FRodo: Whatever. He's totally my friend
Sam: Like, get w/ it! He's totally not your friend, girlfriend!!
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