Chatspeak? Here's an AOL chat version of the poem Gandalf wrote describing Aragorn in his letter to Frodo:
AL TAHT IS GOLD DOES NOT GLITER
NOT AL THOSE WHO WANDER R LOST TEH OLD TAHT IS STRONG DO3S NOT WITHER
DEP ROTS R NOT RAACHAD BY FROST!!!1 OMG *** LOL
FROM DA ASHES A FIER SHAL B WOK3N
A LIGHT FROM DA SHADOWS SHAL SPRNG
RANEWED SHAL B BLAED TAHT WAS BROKEN DA CROWNLES AGANE SHAL B KNG
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Spook the spook of spookish spookdom to spook the spooked spookers.
?!?! This isn't Osgiliath!
Do the wave for Boromir the Disco King! Eat squid for Boromir the Disco King!
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