[lord of dor-lomin]

Aragorn: I'd like to show you my invention. When you're wondering around in the wild, you can't carry a lot with you. You've got to consolidate. That's why I invented the swork. It's like a spork, only instead of a fork and spoon, it's a fork and sword.

Then after that, I figured, why not add some more features. And that's how I came up with the Ranger Survival Sword. Contained in compartments all over the hilt and crosstree are tools such as flint (for starting fires), forks and knives (for eating of course), tweezers (for those nasty orc darts), hair conditioner (for you elves out there), a magic ring (with a certificate of authenticity), and much more!!!

This sword is a must have for anyone undertaking long journeys and quests, and it's also a must have for sword collectors. I guarantee this sword will change the way you wonder in the wild!!