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Whenever Aragorn's greasy hair falls into his face, start singing loudly: "I've got the urge to Herbal!" like the commercial. [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]
When Aragorn slices off the chief Uruk-Hai's head off, scream: "ARAGORN, YOU ASSHOLE!" As if you loved the orc. Then, until the movie is over, keep muttering how much Aragorn is a cruel bastard.
When the worms and bugs squirm out of the ground, shriek "EWWW" over and over, as if you're simply terrified.
(My 9-year-old cousin is now clutching my arm, forcing me to put this one [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]
When Saruman is flexing his hand over the Palantir, holler: "Can we say FINGERNAIL CLIPPERS?"
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