Hey, atleast it wasn't Sam stripping. I mean, I love the Samster and all, but EEEWW!! Now, Merry has some NICE arm muscles. *sigh* *my darling Frodo clears his throat in the background & I stop daydreaming about other hobbits* Hee, hee...
This one is more from the FotR book...
In Dimrill Dale.
Aragorn: *wrestling Frodo* Lemme SEE IT!! I hafta doctor IT!!!
Frodo: No!
Aragorn: But it might get infected!
Frodo: No!
Gimli: He just doesn't want to take his shirt off because knows he's not sexy like me.
Legolas: *snort*
Boromir: Ah, he probably doesn't want us to see his bra.
*Frodo's shirt rips revealing a red silk Demi bra*
Gimli: *chokes on his pipe smoke*
Legolas: *falls off his rock*
Boromir: I was just kidding!
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