The Uruk-hai marching on Helms Deep, there is a short stand off between the elves and men and the Uruk-hai.. Between them suddenly Leyton Hewitt runs between both of them, tennis racket in hand screaming
"C'mon!" before getting very scared and bolting in the poopsite direction, splattering his tennis whites with mud.
Elves and Uruk-hai: blink blink**
Aragorn: I am speechless.
Legolas: but you have to admit, he does look great in those tennis whites...
Aragorn: rolling eyes** Only you could say something like that...
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"Athena, stepping up behind him, visible to no one but Achillies, gripped his red-gold hair. Startled he made a half turn, and he knew her upon the instant for Athena." ~The Iliad~
~My lord, Éomer~
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