Sam goes running out into the Anduin.
Frodo: Sam, go back! I'm going to Mordor alone!
Sam: Of course you are! And I'm going with you!
*Sam gets out chest deep and suddenly screams*
Frodo:What?
Sam: F-f-f-frodo... IT'S THE LOCH NESS MONSTER!!!!!!!! AAAAARGH!!!!!
*Sam walks on water getting out of the river & Frodo paddles so fast to the shore that motorboat sounds come from his boat*
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"YOU!"
"Indeed."
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