Shadowfax canters across the plains mtowards Gandalf.
Shadowfax rides straight past him.
Gandalf: huh...
Gandalf turns round and sees a contented Shadowfax eating carrots out of Theoden's hand, while Theoden grins evilly and waves to Gandalf.
Theoden: You didn't think I'd let you keep him, did you?
OR:
Gandalf turns round and sees a contented Shadowfax eating carrots out of Arwen's hand, while Arwen grins evilly and waves to Gandalf.
(Heck, she stole Glorfindel's horse... why not make it a hobby?)
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age?
2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.
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