*gollum sings in the pond with his fish*
*the fish flies out of Gollum's grasp*
gollum: oops!
Faramir: argh! that's the 3RD, TIME! that's it boys, peg'im.
director: *sigh* cut.
*in helm's deep*
Orc: *swings sword at haldir but misses and chops his foot off*
director: cut! take 2.
Orc: *swings again*
director: *sigh* for the last time, cut THIS way, not THAT way. good orc. take 3!
Orc: *kills haldir*
director: oh my... NO! THIS-WAY! give me that! like this! *whack* ow! nosebleed!
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