crud! i tried to reply, and i did it in the wrong place! well, here's my message.
[img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] me and my sisters make alternate scenes for movies all the time! Like....
(well, i borrowed these from "conan o'brian)
(both from lotr2 the movie)
Sam: Ugh! There's an orange stink here! Can ya smell it?
Frodo: Yes. I can smell it.
: [img]smilies/redface.gif[/img]rc comes out of port-a-potti::
Frodo: We're not alone
Eomer: I would cut off your head, dwarf, if it stood but a little higher from the ground.
Legolas: They prefer to be called "little people"!!
This one if from the second book. though i can't remember it word for word, i remember my joke fit in perfectly when I was reading the book to my sis.
Aragorn: In any case, these woods are perilous, by night or day.
::Aragorn grabs a mike::
::Gimli gets some shades on and a drum set::
::Legolas gets his piano::
Aragorn ::singing to the tune of "Night and day":: Night and day! There is danger! Of dwarfs, hobbits and ents, which one is stranger?
This is from the first book, near the end, after Celeborn gives them boats for the journey.
"Aragorn thanked Celeborn many times....."
Aragorn: THANKYOU THANKYOU THANKYOU THANKYOU! ::kisses Celeborn's feet::
Celeborn: Get up, man! You're a Ranger, for goodness sakes!
Not to mention, me and my sis like to read a few words from one page, then skip to a random part of the next page, and then skip to the next page, etc etc, seeing if we can make a crazy sentance that is gramatically correct. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] it's fun!!
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Two "colorful" pieces of advice; Don't eat yellow snow, and not all that is brown is chocolate.
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