Gandalf you cannot pass! 
Balrog why not? 
Gandalf uh cause i said so  
Balrog ill give you a magic ring 
GANDalf you will have to do better than that  
BAlrog ill give you bottle of legolas's shampoo 
Legolas hey thats mine! 
Gandalf ill take it ive always wanted pretty hair  
(gandalf takes shower uses the shampoo) 
Gandalf oh look how silky  
ok you can get my foot with the fire whip thing now  
Balrog ok  
GAndalf proceedes to fall  [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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