Ewww! That's like my mom and... oops...
Aaaanyway:
Bilbo & Gandalf @ Bag-end-
*Bilbo hobbles around on a cane*
Bilbo: I am old, Gandalf. I know I don't look it, but I'm beginning to feel it- O, my back! *falls to the floor*
Gandalf: Just tea, thank you. *backs into chandelier. Bangs head on rafter.*
Gandalf: *tweet, tweet* Not today... Stupid, short..... *$@#.... blll.... *falls unconscious*
(Really, that last one should be first, but you all aren't stupid, so...)
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"YOU!"
"Indeed."
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