No, Lily Bombadil, my 'nunnery' bit from my sig is from Shakespeare's "Hamlet". Act Four, I think. So is the part about the hawk and the handsaw. Read it, or watch the movie! (The Mel Gibson version! Yeeehaw!) Although not Tolkien, I highly reccomend it.
Okay, back on topic now.
This bit just popped into my head. (You have to see the new Matrix movie to get this one, though.)
Aragorn- Elrond, what can I do to convince you to let me marry Arwen?!
ELROND- *donns sunglasses* If you can't beat us, Mr. Aragorn, you must join us. *hundreds of other Elronds in glasses pop out of nowhere. Elrond sticks his hand into Aragorn's chest. Aragorn turns into another Elrond*
ELROND- Now you are me. I am arwen's father, so you can't marry her anyway!! Mwahahahaa!
PJ- CUT!!!! CUT CUT CUT!! HUGO! KNOCK IT OFF FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!! *Elrond walks off camera* Do you realize how many actors we've lost thanks to that little trick of yours, Hugo? I--aaaakkklllllkkkk!!!
*Camera turns on PJ. Elrond has stuck his hand into PJ's chest. PJ becomes Elrond.*
VOICE- (Elrond's) THis movie has changed from the Lord of the Rings to the Lord of the ELRONDS!! Mwahahahahhaaa!!!
*Entire cast and crew are Elronds.*
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OK, which one of you wise guys bought Denethor a flame thrower?!?
I am but mad north-north-west. When the wind is southerly, I can tell a hawk from a handsaw.
GET THEE TO A NUNNERY!
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