Um, first try, bet it's rubbish...
*In Rivendell, Bilbo gives Mithril coat and Sting to Frodo*
Bilbo: Light as a feather, and hard as dragon scales.
*Coat suddenly rips in two*
Bilbo: Darn...
Frodo: (Thinks) Bang goes the money I could have had when I sold it back at the Shire...
[ May 29, 2003: Message edited by: Feared Half-Elf ]
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Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
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