Here's one:
(From T.T.T. the book)
Frodo: No, no! Sam, you old @$$!
*Tries to lift Sam up, but he is too heavy for skinny-mini Frodo*
Frodo: Guys! Little help here!
*other LotR characters that shouldn't be there storm the scene & pull Sam up*
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P.J: Hey, everybody! It's time to shoot the scene. Alright, Dead Marshes; Take 1! Annnd- Cut!!!!
Sean A.: Wait you haven't even started the scene yet!
P.J: I know. I can't find our Frodo. Has anyone seen Elijah?
Viggo: Uuuuhhh, he's still searching for his tie.
P.J: Why- He doesn't need the tie to film!
Gollum: It keepsss it in its pocketesses.
Billy: Says he can't act without it.
P.J: Okay! Has anyone seen Wood's tie?
*Liv hides something behind her back & startes whistling loudly*
BEWARE THE TIE FONDLER!!!!
Okay, that was REALLY dumb...... Sorry!
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[ May 18, 2003: Message edited by: Lily Bombadil ]
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