Gandalf reveals himself.
Aragorn: It cannot be...
Gandalf pulls off a mask and reveals himself to in fact be Bill Ferny.
Bill: No, it can't, Strider! *evil grin*
Aragorn thwaps Bill over the head with his sword and trudges off*
(God knows why Bill Ferny came into my head at that moment...)
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age?
2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.
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