*They have just entered the Mines*
Gandalf: (lights staff) Ah, I certainly am glad I changed the bulb before we left!
*Incedent with the Watcher in the Water happens*
Gandalf: Into the Mines!!!
*They run in. The ceiling falls, blocking the doors*
Gandalf: We have but one choice: We must face the long dark of Moria. (tries to light staff. Nothing)
Gandalf: I don't understand! I just changed this bulb!
*Several failed attempts later*
Frodo: Gandalf? You forgot to change the batteries, didn't you?
(A few dark hours later. The hear a match scrape, smell funny smoke & see a tiny light)
Pip: Orcs! (jumps in Merry's arms)
(They turn & see Celeborn in a corner)
Celeborn: ~puff~ Would you care for a smoke???
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