oh ho! this stuff craks me up....
Here's one, The ringwraiths are coming for frodo, the king stabs frodo in the shoulder
Witch-King "Take that"
Frodo "It's my part, you can't have it!"
Witch-king "but i could have made a great hobbit!"
Frodo "It's my part, my preciousss"
witch-king "By the way frodo"
"I"
"am"
"your"
"Father"
Frodo- "noooooooooooo"
Strange voice- "next time on All my Ringwraiths..."
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