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ELROND'S COUNCIL:
elrond: Strangers from distant lands, you have been summoned here to answer threat of....Gondor? *looks puzzled*
Gand: *shakes head* Try again, lord.
Elrond: Right! Got it this time! You have been summoned here to answer the threat of...of...MIRKWOOD!!
Gand: *mutters* ...no...no...
*Legolas sighs & shakes his head*
Elrond: Wait! WAIT!! I KNOW I've got it! 3rd time's the charm! You have been summoned to answer the threat of MORIA!
Random council member: Oh, ELBERETH! Come ON!
*Gandalf stands*
Gandalf: It is the threat of Mordor.
Elrond: *snaps fingers* I KNEW it started with an M!
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LOL!! That was absolutely brilliant!!!
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age?
2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.
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