Love that! Merry & Pip are mucho dumb! (but mostly Pip) OK here's mine:
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ELROND'S COUNCIL:
elrond: Strangers from distant lands, you have been summoned here to answer threat of....Gondor? *looks puzzled*
Gand: *shakes head* Try again, lord.
Elrond: Right! Got it this time! You have been summoned here to answer the threat of...of...MIRKWOOD!!
Gand: *mutters* ...no...no...
*Legolas sighs & shakes his head*
Elrond: Wait! WAIT!! I KNOW I've got it! 3rd time's the charm! You have been summoned to answer the threat of MORIA!
Random council member: Oh, ELBERETH! Come ON!
*Gandalf stands*
Gandalf: It is the threat of Mordor.
Elrond: *snaps fingers* I KNEW it started with an M!
(RATE ME!) [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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" I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."
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"YOU!"
"Indeed."
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