Elrond's council
Elrond: One of you must do this
* Frodo jumps on his chair *
Frodo: now this looks like a job for me, so, everybody, just follow me. We'll go to Mordor, destroy this evil ring 'cause it feels so empty without me...!
*council stares*
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T.T.T.
*Legolas has a an arrow nocked aiming at Gandalf*
gandalf:I've come back to you at the turn of the tide.
*Leg, Gim, & Aragorn stare. Gand is wearing a white bikini & he has no tan*
Aragorn: Legolas, what're you standing around for?! Shoot him!
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The Hobbit. Gollum's cave.
*Bilbo just gave a riddle*
Gollum: Teeth! Teeth, my preciousss! But we has only 6!
*he holds up 4 fingers*
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"YOU!"
"Indeed."
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