[img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] From The Hobbit. The part where the dwarves come to Bag End.
*the kitchen is full of dwarves already. Doorbell rings*
Bilbo: Someone at the door!
*he answers it*
New dwarves: Dori, Nori, Ori, Oin, & Gloin at your service!
Gloin:Aaannd! We brought strippers!
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FotR Amon-Hen.
Boromir:How it angers me! Fool! Obstinate fool!Running willfully to death & ruining our cause. If any mortals have claim the Ring, it is the men of Numenor, and not halflings. It is not yours save by unhappy chance. It might have been mine. It should be mine. Give it to me!
*Frodo wipes his face angrily*
Frodo: No! And STOP SPITTING ON ME! You spastic dolt!
*Frodo kicks Boromir where it counts & runs*
[img]smilies/mad.gif[/img] Rate me!
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"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."
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"YOU!"
"Indeed."
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