(Boromir is teaching Merry and Pippin to swordfight)
Boromir: "four... five... six. Good! Faster!" *clank clank clank--*
Merry: "EYAAAAAAGH!"
(Boromir stares at the twitching Hobbit as he lays on the ground, head cut open)
Boromir: "Um... right... fancy another try, Master Took?"
Jackson: "Oh crap. Medics!"
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?!?! This isn't Osgiliath!
Do the wave for Boromir the Disco King! Eat squid for Boromir the Disco King!
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