Hi, hope this one hasn't been done before, I haven't read all of them...
IN THE COUNCIL OF ELROND:
Elrond is speaking and in the almost silent bit, there is the sound of a mobile ringing, everyone starts rooting through their pockets...eventually, Aragorn gets his phone out:"Sorry everyone (answers the phone) Hello... oh Arwen...uh...yeah the meeting's going fine honey... no, we won't be finished that soon...no, its ok, just pop my dinner in the oven honey...yeah...thanks sweetie...I love you too...(whispers sweet nothings down the phone as Elrond advances, wielding Gimlis axe)
Ok, sorry...I took that one a bit far...
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Why do they call the small candy bars the "fun sizes"? Wouldn't be more fun to eat a big one?
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