Bag End
Gand: Get down, Frodo.
Frodo:Uh! Uh! Oh, yeah! I'm down! I'm down!
Grand: Frodo, be quiet!
*Gandalf looks at Frodo. Frodo is wearing Britney Spears' red jumpsuit & is dancing around the kitchen*
Gand: Frodo! What the-!
*looks innocently at Gandalf*
Frodo:Oops...I did it again, baby! [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]
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I can't remember the name. Scene with Gandalf & Saruman: * saruman is looking in a hand mirror*
Sar: Gandalf, do you think I need botox?
Gand: Do you really want me to answer that question?
Sar: So, you're saying I do?
Gand: No... All I'm saying is, if you ever need to move, don't waste money on a Givenchy suitcase when you've got such big BAGS under your eyes. HA! HAAA...!
*he falls off his chair*
Sar:Yarrgh!!!
Gand:Oh, snap!
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"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."
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"YOU!"
"Indeed."
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