Hey! David's nose ain't THAT big...he's beautiful! *ahem* Okay, anyways...
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Frodo: I can't doo this Sammmm...
Sam: I know. It's all wrong. By rights we shouldn't even be here!
*Frodo pulls out a copy of Two Towers*
Frodo: I know! See, it says right HERE that Faramir doesn't take us to Osgiliath! He just lets us go on our merry ways!
Faramir: REALLY?? Let me see!
*reads the book for a sec*
Faramir: DUDE! This is totally wrong!
PJ: Oh, for the love of--CUT!!!
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"There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us."
"Shoot it," said my attorney.
"Not yet...I want to study its habits."
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