Hope this one hasn't been done before, I didn't read all of them.
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In Moria, on the bridge of Khazad-Dum . . .
Gandalf: You Shall not Pass!!!!!!
he slams his staff down . . . right on his foot!
Gandalf: OWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!! he hops around madly, screaming.
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"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." -Albert Einstein
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