Okay, I'm new at this, but I've got a cartload of them.
council of elrond
elrond: You shall be the Fellowship of the Bracelet!
Pippin: Merry?
Merry: What?
Pippin: That doesn't sound right...
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Wraith is sniffing for Frodo. All of a sudden, it jerks back, puts its finger to 1 nostril & blows. A pillbug shoots out.
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Elrond's council
aragorn: you have my sword.
lego: & you have my bow.
gimli: & my axe! *he walks past & whacks elrond under the chin w/ axe*
elrond: @*%$!
gimli:sorry my lord!
PJ: cut! you're uttering some verrry elvish wors there hugo!
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At HD when haldir dies
aragorn is bent over him touching his face.
ara:haldir! come back!
*haldir opens his eyes*
haldir:GOOD GOSH! your hands smell! where've they been?
ara:do ya REALLY wanna know?
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Frodo looks in galadriel's mirror. dr evil appears.
d.e:talk to the hand cuz the face don't wanna hear it anymore!
frodo:what?
d.e:you ain't all that & a bag of potato chips
frodo:sorry?
d.e:don't go there girlfriend *snap x2* mm-hm!
frodo looks at galadriel
galad:i know what it is you saw. for it is also in my mind.although he usually asks for 1 million dollars.
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Lily Bombadil
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"YOU!"
"Indeed."
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