In the mines of Moria, as Gandalf stands reading the Book of Mazarbul, he hands his hat and staff to Pippin, who remains stationary. He's done this scene too many times and knows what could happen if he moves.
Frodo slowly walks over to the well, looks at the skeleton, and gingerly touches it. It falls, of course, making a huge racket.
Gandalf: Fool of a Took!
Pippin: It wasn't me! I was holding your stuff!
Gandalf: I know, Pippin, but "Fool of a Baggins" just doesn't have the same ring.
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Neo, watch out! Trinity's going to steal your pants! Pants thief! Pants thief!
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