-Directionally Challenged?!
TTT, Helm's Deep...
Gandalf's voice: "Look to the east at the dawn of the fifth day."
Theoden: "Yes, I will ride out with you."
*Theoden charges out the door alone...*
Theoden: "Aragorn?"
*Theoden turns around and sees Aragorn at the westdoor, looking.*
Aragorn: "***?! He said to look to the east, but I see nothing!!"
-I'm Not the One Hungry!!
Pippin: "...dinner, supper, he knows about those, don't he?"
Merry: "I wouldn't count on it."
*Apple flies out of the bush in front of them, finally hitting Merry on the head.*
PJ: "Cut! Let's try that again!"
Fifth time...
Merry: If we switch positions, maybe he'll get it right.
*switches*
*Apple still hits Merry*
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Here I set it, but I command you not to touch it, nor to permit any other to lay hand on it. In this elvish sheath dwells the Blade that was Broken and has been made again. Telchar first wrought it in the deeps of time. Death shall come to any man that draws Elendil's sword save Elendil's heir.
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