*IN Mount Doom*
Frodo: I think I'll just keep the ring. *cough* I SAID, I THINK.... I'LL JUST KEEP THE RING..... Where's gollum?
Sam: Um, I think he fell in already. Sorry, but he was calling me fat!
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*When Aragorn falls off the cliff*
*Scene where Arwen "magically" appears to save him*
Arwen: Ew! I'm not kissing that, it's dead!
PJ: Dead? OH F###! Not again. Looks like we're gonna have to do the whooooole film again.
Gollum: Why not just make him a CGI character like me?
PJ: Good Gollum. You can have a Gollum snack for that!
Gollum: YAY!
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