Lol! Oh, well, here comes my lame atempt at humor...
Aragorn suddenly realizes, as he is standing on the wall waiting for the orcs to come, that he was floating in the river in his armor. He is rather surprised, and reaches into his armor, pulling out a tag. Reads: 'Middle Earth armor- It floats!' Then, in much smaller letters- 'not for battling purposes.' *First orc shoots arrow.* Aragorn: Oh, sh*t... [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]
I din't make this one up...it was a caption on
www.ninecompanions.net I think. Or maybe somewhere else. Anyway.....
Aragorn: You have my sword...don't you?
Elrond: And your sheath, and your bow, and your wallet. You
must be more careful with your things!
Gimli: If anyone was to ask for my opinion, which I note they're not, I'd say we were taking the long way round. Gandalf! We could pass through the Mines of Moria. My cousin Balin would give us a royal welcome...
Gandalf: Shut up Dwarf. Your cousin is long dead, I attended his funeral. It was so sad...
PJ: CUT!
Boromir: It's moving fast. Against the wind.
*The wind picks him up, blows him away in same direction as the "cloud". Boromir *faintly*: Then again, I never was good at things like that...
Theodred: *wakes up, realizes he is 6 feet under* Crud! PJ, get me out of here! This wasn't in my contract!
Haldir: The Dwarf breathes so loud, we could have shot him in the dark. As a matter of fact- *looks over at Gimli writhing on the ground*- we did.
It's lame, I know. Understatement. [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img]
[ March 07, 2003: Message edited by: GaladrieloftheOlden ]