[DarkRose]

This is one of the funniest threads I've ever read. Thanks for the laughs, everyone! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Here's my feeble attempts:

FOTR, at the Council of Elrond:

Legolas: This is no mere ranger! He's a stinky ranger! You gotta give him props for that.

Aragorn: *rolls eyes* Thanks a lot, Legolas.

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FOTR, when Gandalf and Saruman are fighting:

Saruman: Prepare to meet your maker, Yoda! I mean..er..um..

Gandalf: *arches eyebrows*

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TTT, when Gandalf and co. are admiring Shadowfax:

Shadowfax: *gallops majestically in field, ivory mane billowing beautifully as he runs*

Gandalf: He is a prince of horses, one of the fastest and finest..

Aragorn: He's marvelous, absolutely splendid!

Bill the pony: *stalks angrily up, scowling at Gandalf, Aragorn, and Legolas*

Bill the pony: So this is the thanks I get for carrying all of your accursed pots and pans? You never called ME a prince of ponies!