Here's one I've ment to post for a while but never got the time. This was inspired by those pink bicycles of the elves in some earlier post (sorry, don't remember the master behind that idea).
Picture an empty battle field...
*some noise starts to get louder and louder then suddenly a clear war cry rises and - elves on pink bicycles whip across the scene from right to left*
*voice faints away but soon starts to get louder again*
*elves rush back left to right*
Haldir: Ride hard and don't look back!!!
*as soon as they disappear from the scene loads of orcs arrive chasing them on Harley-Davidsons*
*silence - some waiting*
*the sound of those motors humming gets closer again and orcs ride back where they came from in great disorder*
Aragorn: Elendiiiiiiiiiiilll!!! *rides behind the orcs on tandem with Legolas - Gimli somehow manages to hang along*
Oh no, it sounds really stupid now. [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] You should try to imagine me telling it to my sister in a very lively manner. She really liked it then and that's a lot knowing my sister. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]
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