Eomer whistles
Eomer: Hasufel, Arod!
*silence*
Eomer whistles some more
Eomer: uh... *whistle*
Gandalf: You shall not pass! *hits the ground with his staff*
The ground cracks, and falls away underneath Gandalf. Gandalf falls, a v. surprised balrog watching him
Gollum: Come, hobbits! We will take you on a safe path through the marshes-
*falls in the swamp*
Faramir shoots an evil dude on the oliphaunt.
The oliphaunt charges towards Faramir and tramples him
Arwen is leaving Rivendell, Elrond watching.
Arwen turns to him, goes cross-eyed, then winks at him and skips off.
(dont ask about that one... it just popped into my head whilst watching the scene...)
At Edoras, Eowyn runs out onto the platform, trips, and falls off the edge
Arwen: it was a gift. keep it.
Aragorn: no!! you didnt even wrap it!
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age?
2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.
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