Helms Deep...
The orc line advances... up drives a car with several ganstas with machine guns led by ali G.. shoots a lot and yells out the window
"eastside" before driving off again..
or..
Waiting at Edoras.. Humvees and a few Black Hawks turn up bearing the US. logos..
Aragorn: What is this?
General: We hear Sauraman is manufacturing weapons of mass destruction... we have been sent to dissarm him.
Aragorn: Do you have UN approval?
General: um... well.. almost...
Aragorn: Sorry, youll have to come back later then..
General: Whatever you say Elesser... *Turns to convoy* pack it up boys.. were moving out!"
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"Athena, stepping up behind him, visible to no one but Achillies, gripped his red-gold hair. Startled he made a half turn, and he knew her upon the instant for Athena." ~The Iliad~
~My lord, Éomer~
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