[Naurwen_of_Lothlorien]

Okay, Okay...I'll TRY...TRY being the word...*ahem*...

Grima: So fair, so cold...like a morning of pale spring still clinging to winter's chill.

Eowyn: *pauses then suddenly...in a very high pitched singing voice* You're poisen!! You're poisen running through my vains!! *carries on singing and starts break dancing*

Grima: *stares in shock/horror.*


I know that was stupid...hehe...made me laugh when I thought of it...oookay...now I shall torture you further with my strange...STRANGE mind...muahaha.

In Moria at the bridge of Kazad-Dum.

Gandalf: YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!

Balrog: *Starts crying and runs away'* I'm telling my mummy of you!!! waaaaaah!!!

Okay, my dad thought of the next one. He actually said it when we were watching the two towers...it's at that bit near the end, I think its after Sam has said his whole speech and he says something along the lines of...

Sam: Folk in them stories had lots of chances to turn back only they didn't because they were holding on to something!

Frodo: What are we holding on to Sam...?

Sam: This wall.

Hope you liked them at least a LITTLE bit.

Yours hopefully

~Naurwen