Here's my stab at humor..
In Moria..
Pippin: *walks to the well but trips and falls into the abyss making banging noises as he goes*
Gandalf: Fool of a Took! Throw yourself in next time and rid us all of your...Billy? *notices the skeleton still remains in place* Oh dear...
At Buckleberry Ferry...
*The four hobbits run to the ferry...Frodo makes his gallant leap and all turn to watch the wraith. His horse skids on the slick dock and rears, sending the ringwraith onto his butt*
Wraith: sh*t...
Merry: It's gonna be a long 20 miles for you! haha!
Aragorn's dream of Arwen...
Aragorn: This is a dream...
*Arwen turns around but has the face of Saruman*
Saruman: Then it is a bad dream!
Chasing the band of orcs...
Legolas: A red sun rises...
*Orcs slay the elf*
Gimli: Blood has been spilt this day.
Aragorn: *cries*
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Ad Astra Per Aspera (A rough road leads to the stars)
"Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens"
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