Aragorn: Legolas, what do your elf eyes see?
Legolas: not a lot, i forgot to put in my contact lenses this morning
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age?
2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.
Last edited by Meela; 08-24-2004 at 04:48 PM.
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