Another one for "Holy Grail" fans...
Haldir is stabbed, hacked and slashed by orcs. Aragorn chases them off. Then he cradles Haldir's head in his arms.
Aragorn: "The noble elf is dead!"
Haldir: *turns his face to look at aragorn* - "I'm not dead, yet."
Another sarcastic comment from your local dwarven outlet:
Himaran
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