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dragoneyes · 01-27-2003, 04:43 PM

*Helms Deep, the orc with the torch is running, about to blow up the wall*
Aragorn: Legolas, get him!
*Legolas shoots at him, misses, shoots again, misses again*
Orc holding torch: You stupid elf! Right here! *points to throat* Not my shoulder, not my helmet, my throat! Come on, try it!
*Legolas shoots the orc in the throat*
Orc: Thankyou! *mumbles* don't get elves like you used to in my day, in my day you couldn't walk five steps without getting killed *goes on to blow up the wall*

01-27-2003, 04:43 PM	#78
dragoneyes Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Completely lost track, sorry! Posts: 733	Helms Deep, the orc with the torch is running, about to blow up the wall Aragorn: Legolas, get him! Legolas shoots at him, misses, shoots again, misses again Orc holding torch: You stupid elf! Right here! points to throat Not my shoulder, not my helmet, my throat! Come on, try it! Legolas shoots the orc in the throat Orc: Thankyou! mumbles don't get elves like you used to in my day, in my day you couldn't walk five steps without getting killed goes on to blow up the wall __________________ "We might succeed in roasting Pippin alive inside." - Frodo.