Friend told me this one... Might be pathetic to some of yas, but to me its funny!
Random Rohanirim: (Austrailian accent, as the Elves are aproaching) Hey, Bill! Get a look o' this mate!
Bill (another random guy, also with accent): What?
Other: Elves!
Bill: Your jokin!
Other: No, Im not! Get over here and look mate!
Bill: (walks over) Oh, bloody ell! Its the Brits! I thought it was just us and the Yanks!
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Lord Gloth'lier, owner of the mines in the North, and carries the axe that has been passed down through the family. Is a Dwarf.
"Elves? Pah! I would rather fight with an army of Orcs then fight with Elves!"
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