*Aragorn floats down the river unconscious, lands*
*Spirit of Arwen murmurs something in Elven and kisses him*
*Aragorn and Spirit of Arwen start making out*
PJ: Cuuuuuuuuut!!!!
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Legolas actually gets Gimli the box...
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*Aragorn tosses Gimli onto the bridge*
Gimli: Cannonball!!!!
*Aragorn jumps over*
Aragorn: Ieieieieieie!!!!!!!!!!!
Orcs: Xena?
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Neo, watch out! Trinity's going to steal your pants! Pants thief! Pants thief!
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