Aragorn: Legolas! What do your Elf eyes see?
Legolas: I see...Liv Tyler dressing! Ooooo!
Peter Jackson: Cuuuuuuuut!
*Something that actually happened in the Extended Version, according to Mr. Bloom*
Gimli: Well, do you know what this Dwarf says to that? Ishkha-blast! What does this Dwarf say to that?
(John Rhys-Davies apparently kept forgetting that it was Ishkhaqui ai durugnul)
Haldir: *dies*
*Ten thousand women, myself included, storm the set and gather around Craig Parker, weeping hysterically and screaming, "Nooooooo! Noooooooo! It can't be! Noooooooo!"*
Peter Jackson: Cuuuuuuut!
Legolas: *surfs down the stairs, with the "Back to the Future" music playing in the background...he slips, and flips off the side of the stairway* OUCH!
Peter Jackson: Cuuuuuuuut!
Legolas: *goes to mount the horse, but gets trampled* OUCH!
Peter Jackson: Cuuuuuuuuut! Is it still too late to get Leonardo DiCaprio for this part?
__________________
"I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each others dreams, we can be together all the time." - Hobbes of Calvin and Hobbes
|